About Larry Swanson

I am a massage therapist in Seattle, WA, and enjoy world music, hiking, socializing, and all the other usual Seattle stuff. I’m also an SEO hobbyist.

Past lives include stints in:

• online publishing and internet marketing
• college textbook publishing
• juggling

Alter egos/pseudonyms/nicknames include:

• Baron von Numbercrunchen (roller derby statistician name)
• El Sueco Salvaje (luchador name; thanks, John)
• The Internet Massage Guy
• Kid Pro Quo (counter-puncher boxer name)
• L-Dawg (dubbed this by Mack et al. at Hollyhock summer 2006)
• Leon (dubbed this by Caxambu in Lara‘s Sunday morning class c. 2009)
• Networking Man
• Search Engine Marketing Man (internet marketing superhero)
• Swanny (all guys named Swanson get this one at some point)